Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Whivsiv baby!

A cool acronym for What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas to start the day boys and dolls. Well yeah, that's what the Cyote Ugly club at New York New York rest rooms have as signs. Dolls huh!

Anyways let's cut to the chase here. So yesterday night was the big party for the CEC 2007 participants and it was arranged in the off the strip casino hotel called "The Palms". This was the first time I saw 3,987 nerds and a few cool ones on the party floor and you know what, it reminded me of Wal*Mart. Yeah! you read it right. The good looking blonde+brunette to male ratio was something like a gazillion to one.

And why I said Walmart was because there were hundreds lined up patiently for food which was all fatty, fried and pretty tasty. The pockets of population concentration were primarily hotspots around the blonds dancing in the pool. Yeah there were these small 3ftX4ft platforms where these 7inches heels clad chicks were dancing. The whole atmosphere was kinda from the Matrix movie's orgy-style dance minus any x-factor.

Some of the bar maids were stunning and I saw techies name them as "the cherry girl" or the "twister" depending on what part of their cerebral anatomy was tickled by these beautiful maidens.

Next up is a tour around the Palms and why I hate techies wearing sneakers.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Would like to know what Wal*Mart you go to. ;)

Can't wait to hear why you hate techies wearing sneakers.