Can't sneak past in sneakers Alas!

So here is the deal gentlemen sinners; It pays to pay attention to fashion tv. Well especially if you have ambitions of pouring sweet nothings into damsels in the chic nightclubs of Vegas.

Well, if you are like us techies wearing blue jeans, a Sun tee and white gym shoes, chances are you will be spending your evenings in the "retro" (pun intended) bars of Ballys, since no nightclub will let you in. No sneaking in sneakers is the rule.

No sooner did we realize that 90 % of our sinners were not adhering to the fashion rules, than we headed out from Palms Casino to the Rio. It after all had the reputation of having Latin belles rivaling the clubs of Sao Paulo. And we were not disappointed. The servers around the bar were A++ category and I rubbed my eyes anticipating a long eye-workout.

Suddenly all sinners were holding their breath just trying to tuck in their beer bellies and hoping the perfect ten bods would give a second glance. But as always, the only workout that we were anticipating this night was of the retina and gut (in terms of gallons of alcohol).

Rio has a Vodoo nightclub on the top and that too has strict dress code. Some of us got lucky and made friends with damsels with passes to the Vodoo lounge (can't name the lucky ones - WHIVSIV rule applys). Suffice to state that I along with three other sinners took solace in a 25 dollar stretch-hummer ride to our next destination, the Cyote Ugly club in New York New York. More about this club in the next few posts.